an-erect-penis:

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• attractive boy: hi i'm famous
• attractive boy: hi i'm gay
• attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
• attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
• attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
• attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
• attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
• attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
• attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
• unattractive boy: LOVE ME

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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infamousvikas:

This is fantastic.

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i like him

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

me: i have a bruise
me: i’m going to name you Lee
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me: Bruise Lee

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